The Kleig light in the fridge

Some days, I feel like a 5,000-watt Kleig light being interviewed for the position of .5-watt refrigerator light.

"We're sorry, sir, but you are not the right fit. Nothing personal!"

I so far out-shine the entire situation and all I can do is walk out and continue to shine.

Kleig lights don't belong anywhere except where they can SHINE.